dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

ruinedchildhood:

"nah it works just don’t touch it"

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

swarnpert:

u think capitalism isnt evil? bitch u ever played toontown before?

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s-lingbanger:

one of the worst moments in life is probably when you’re in a room full of people and you look around and see them all talking and laughing and all of sudden you feel so sad and lonely that you can even feel a physical pain in your chest because you realize that they all belong to someone and they all have someone who belongs to them and you don’t, you’re just kind of there